May 2013
I’m a conflicted contradiction
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
nutrientnatalie:
little-uno:
thatstoomainstream:
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
Wow
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
rneerkat:
girls hit on me AND boys hit on me. i explode. i am a piñata
hazelgracelancaster:
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
freeabortions:
feels cute
takes selfie
nvm
witchgoth:
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sollux:
stumblinglove:
sollux:
I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is
Another day without him
i was just gonna say monday but ok