People who get my weird humor.
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
Phew! That was a close one.
That awkward moment when you try to do something... →
most-awkward-moments: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
teacher: why didn't you do your homework
me: well i did open up my backpack and take out the homework directions but then my phone buzzed so you know i had to answer that, then i got a notification on facebook and this person i am crushing on told me i looked cute, so then i had to text my best friend, and then i went on tumblr and i had to answer the messages i got and set up a queue and blog about absolutely nothing but i still did that, then i had to eat some noms, then i got a phone call from my friend and talked, then my mom yelled at me to go to bed, but i snuck my computer in and it was about 2 am, then i fell asleep round 4 am and then i came to school and slept until you whacked me with papers asking me why i didn't do my homework.
nickkphoenix: closed minded people are ruining this planet
When bitches try to hit me with their car →
When people cut you in the lunch line because they...
I'm not being fat, I just fucking love food.